Other suggested answers from readers:
“How far left can I lean?”
“This chair is eating me alive!”
“I need a chair cushion!”
“I wanted to wear a sailor suit. This is a compromise.”
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“Truth comes knocking at the door and everybody jumps out the window.” — Bill Cosby
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