Yesterday on the eve of Primary Day, we happened onto a Gospel rally on the steps of Brooklyn’s Borough Hall celebrating the redemption of Brother Eliot Spitzer. As Attorney General and then Governor of NY, Spitzer was a fearless crusader against commercial sex until the Feds caught him with his socks down and he had to resign. Hoping that New Yorkers will love him for his mind, he’s campaigning for Comptroller on the Jesus platform:
In a call-and-response with the crowd, the preacher sang:
JESUS, JESUS, JESUS
HEALER, HEALER, HEALER
SPITZER, SPITZER, SPITZER
This morning we voted for Satan.