Appellate Squawk’s holiday guide to judge-shopping

Wondering what to give that Special Client for the Holidays? Shop from our fabulous collection of vintage and late-model judges!  Free shipping for sentences of over a year!

Control freak Our standard model. Never goes out of fashion!

Better things to doEspecially suitable for those Friday afternoon verdicts.

Great legal mindEverything you always wanted to know about the Rules of Evidence when all you want is an adjournment.

I don't care, that's denied!Always a wow with the jury.

Move along, counsel!For defense lawyers only.

The GatekeeperGuaranteed to keep out appeals!

Slightly defective Always a bargain!

As is Perfectly satisfactory for normal use.

You can take it up on appeal Customer comment: I can’t believe I bought this.

About Appellate Squawk

A satirical blog for criminal defense lawyers and their friends who won't give up without a squawk.
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3 Responses to Appellate Squawk’s holiday guide to judge-shopping

  1. Alex Bunin says:

    I have buyer’s remorse.


  2. Gunnar says:

    I always enjoy your posts, Mr. Squawk.
    Merry Christmas, and happy New Year.


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