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Especially suitable for those Friday afternoon verdicts.
Everything you always wanted to know about the Rules of Evidence when all you want is an adjournment.
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Perfectly satisfactory for normal use.
Customer comment: I can’t believe I bought this.
I have buyer’s remorse.
Many thanks for all your comments, Alex. You have no idea how encouraging it is to get a response, even if I can’t always think up a witty riposte.
Happy Holidays!
A. Squawk
I always enjoy your posts, Mr. Squawk.
Merry Christmas, and happy New Year.