Stocking stuffers for holiday judge-shopping

Last-minute bargains for that special client!
Stocking stuffers

Boa constrictor Imported from upstate.  Disposes of cases quickly and efficiently.

Paper dolls

Replaceable parts! Order a dozen and save!

Cat and mice

Guaranteed to be jury-friendly.

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1 Response to Stocking stuffers for holiday judge-shopping

  1. Alex Bunin says:

    One shopping day left. Then you are merely in contempt.


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