Valentine’s day card from Capital One

From our friendly Union Plus credit card company. We especially look forward to their “personal visits” “at any time” with “any frequency.” If this is what they send people who pay their bills, imagine what they send to deadbeats! Cardholder agreement

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4 Responses to Valentine’s day card from Capital One

  1. Alex Bunin says:

    But Alec Baldwin makes it look so much fun.


  2. Alec Baldwin is welcome to contact us with any frequency.


  3. Alex Bunin says:

    I briefly worked with Mr. Baldwin during the summer of 1979 at a cafe on 8th and McDougal. However, he no longer accepts my calls.


  4. Judy says:

    Creeps. The goal of this notice is to get past, so they think, the Telephone Consumer Protection Act:


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