A Wisconsin glassware company has discovered the perfect Christmas gift for its employees: a gift certificate for a gun.
“For us, now, we have an entire armed staff,” co-owner Ben Wolfgram told the Appleton Post-Crescent. “I think that’s pretty good.”
The company’s name is BenShot and this is the kind of glassware they sell:
“We are a small, close-knit team at BenShot,” said Wolfgram. “I want to make sure all of employees are safe and happy – a handgun was the perfect gift.”
It turned out that some employees “already had enough handguns.” They were allowed to use their gift cards for rifles instead.
Gee, we wish our boss would do that. An entire armed staff might solve a lot of problems.