Appellate Squawk represents indignant criminal defendants on appeal.
Squawk is a native New Yorker. Our first words were, “That’s not fair!”
Law was Squawk’s second choice in life. Our first choice was anything else.
Squawk attended the Acme School of Law & Refrigerator Repair and graduated number 398 in a class of 400. Number 399 committed suicide in Property Class. Number 400 is now the Dean of the school.
Squawk’s hero is Joan Rivers who said, “Anger fuels comedy.”
And Jonathan Swift, who said:
Humor hath more power
To reform the world than sour.