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Nerves and oral argument
DA phones your office at 10pm hoping to get your voice mail. You pick up. Stricken gasp on other end. Hahaahahahahah. Wants to know if you’re going to argue the case. “We’ll kick your ass in court,” is what you don’t … Continue reading
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