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Annals of Social Injustice: Affluent People Drinking Rosé in Central Park

You have four felonies and a slew of misdemeanors under your belt. Being a New Yorker, it hasn’t escaped your attention that there are lots of cops in Times Square, not to mention a precinct house under a gigantic neon sign … Continue reading

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Keystone kops are konstitutional

A few years ago, there was a fracas in a Times Square movie theatre when someone told a guy to quit talking during the movie. The gabber ended up being stabbed (non-fatally) by the shusher. We New Yorkers take our … Continue reading

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