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Tag Archives: Court reporters
The appellate advocacy board game
Hone your skills with the fun and educational Appellate Advocacy Board Game ™, now on sale at the Court of Appeals gift shop. Let’s roll the dice and get started! 1. Monday morning find brand new file on your desk. A 7,000-page trial … Continue reading
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The revolt of the court reporters
Whether it’s an earthshaking Supreme Court argument or an insignificant 30-second calendar call, a court proceeding is as a tree falling in an empty forest unless there’s a court reporter writing it down. And if the reporter doesn’t like … Continue reading
Posted in Criminal law, Humor, Law & Parody, Satirical cartoons
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