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Stocking stuffers for holiday judge-shopping

Last-minute bargains for that special client!  Imported from upstate.  Disposes of cases quickly and efficiently. Replaceable parts! Order a dozen and save! Guaranteed to be jury-friendly.

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Appellate Squawk’s holiday guide to judge-shopping

Wondering what to give that Special Client for the Holidays? Shop from our fabulous collection of vintage and late-model judges!  Free shipping for sentences of over a year!  Our standard model. Never goes out of fashion! Especially suitable for those Friday afternoon … Continue reading

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