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"We have plenty of Social Justice Warriors and not enough criminal defense lawyers to represent people they would otherwise despise." Judge Richard Kopf, "Snitches' Lives Matter" on MimesisLaw.comJudge Wool says
Law is about logic the way "Alice in Wonderland" is.
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Is this real? I can’t stop laughing!!
We couldn’t make this up. See http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/ovc/publications/infores/fedcrt.pdf
Whitey Bulger says it’s all a sham.
He’s working on a sequel called “I’m Going to Federal Penitentiary!”
And kids, be sure and say exactly what the prosecutor told you to say!
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