A no-holds-barred sendup of Federal Court by the Department of Justice.
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"Albany isn't as dysfunctional as Washington."
- NYC Police Commissioner BrattonJudge Wool says
To appellate courts, "judicial error" is a contradiction in terms.
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Is this real? I can’t stop laughing!!
We couldn’t make this up. See http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/ovc/publications/infores/fedcrt.pdf
Whitey Bulger says it’s all a sham.
He’s working on a sequel called “I’m Going to Federal Penitentiary!”
And kids, be sure and say exactly what the prosecutor told you to say!
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