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The politically correct suffer from a sort of mental hemophilia: they consider the tiniest injury to be potentially fatal.
Today’s Quote
“Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.”
— Dave Barry
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Is this real? I can’t stop laughing!!
We couldn’t make this up. See http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/ovc/publications/infores/fedcrt.pdf
Whitey Bulger says it’s all a sham.
He’s working on a sequel called “I’m Going to Federal Penitentiary!”
And kids, be sure and say exactly what the prosecutor told you to say!
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