Homeland Security announces contest for best sex offender passport design

Last February Congress passed the “International Megan’s Law,” requiring registered sex offenders to have a conspicuous mark on their passports identifying them as such. A federal court summarily dismissed a lawsuit challenging the law, saying that, since the government has not yet decided on what the mark would be, the plaintiffs were merely speculating that it would do them any harm.  

Homeland Security is now calling for entries in their Sex Offender Passport Design Contest. Here’s ours:passport-for-sex-offenders

 

 

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Brooklyn DA Thompson on Gun Control

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“I hate to do this, fellas, but she’s lost one trial too many.”

Snipped from his website – we swear the photo isn’t doctored!

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Prez advisors warn: halt convictions based on pseudoscience

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Galileo tries to persuade the Inquisition to look at the Moon through a telescope.

A mysterious Deep Throat, known only as Dr4ensic, has leaked a draft report from a Presidential commission warning that courts are falling down on their job of keeping out junk science offered by the prosecution.  That’s mighty public-spirited of Dr4ensic, considering that the report trashes his own field of bitemark comparison, among others, as  hopelessly unscientific. Yup, the President’s Council of Advisors on Science and Technology (PCAST) has concluded that the highfallutin scientific jargon of expert opinions that a bitemark, fingerprint, shoe print, tire print, bullet or hair found at the crime scene could only have come from the defendant amounts to nothing but “because I say so.”  But you mustn’t peek, because the report is marked “DO NOT QUOTE OR DISTRIBUTE.”  draft-pcast-report-1-2

Nevertheless, the National District Attorneys Association has lost no time in howling that the report is “scientifically irresponsible” and screaming that it relies on “unreliable and discredited research.” ndaa-press-release-on-pcast-report  Harrumphing that the status quo is fine, just fine, they cry that PCAST “has taken it upon itself to usurp the constitutional role of the Courts and decades of legal precedent and insert itself as the final arbiter of the reliability and admissibility” of forensic evidence. They predict that adopting any of its recommendations would put an end to criminal investigation.

Hell, you’d think a national DA outfit would have the class to at least pretend they care about wrongful convictions. 

What’s great about the PCAST report is that it explains in everyday, non-statistical language exactly why these cops-in-labcoats sciences are based on logical fallacies and circular reasoning. Also how their “reforms” in response to criticism merely beg the question. For instance, “proficiency tests,” where the test-takers can figure out by process of elimination which items match, say nothing about their ability to “match” items in real cases where the right answer may not be there.

Our favorite example of pseudo-reform is the DOJ’s new policy whereby footprint examiners are allowed to testify that a print matches the defendant’s shoe but not to say, “to the exclusion of all other possible shoes.” As PCAST points out, this is meaningless. If an examiner says the defendant’s shoe is the source of the print, he necessarily believes that no other shoe is the source. Even if the DOJ doesn’t get it, any juror would.

But here’s the problem. Remember when the FBI declared that Brandon Mayfield, an American lawyer living peacefully in hippie Oregon, was the Madrid train bomber based on a “100% valid” fingerprint match? Which would have landed him on death row if the Spanish authorities hadn’t convinced the FBI that it wasn’t a match after all?

And remember how the judiciary rose up as one and said, “If the FBI lab, which claims to be the best in the world, could make such a deadly mistake, fingerprinting is obviously dangerously unreliable and we’ll have none of it in the courtroom.”

What, you don’t remember that part? We must have dreamed it.

Then there was the 2009 report by that whoopee outfit, the National Academy of Science (NAS), saying that these “training and experience” sciences are nothing but cop folklore. Just like the Brandon Mayfield incident, the NAS report completely transformed the landscape of criminal prosecution. Trials after 2009 started to look like this:

Prosecutor: I call to the stand Officer Krupke of the Cross-Bronx Expressway Crime Lab. Officer, did you examine Exhibit A recovered from the windowsill of the crime scene?

Officer Krupke: Yes, and I’m ashamed to say I reported that I was 100% certain that it matched the defendant’s fingerprint. But after reading the NAS Report, I realized that was just my subjective opinion influenced by cognitive bias.

The PCAST report not only threatens the amour propre of the DA junta, it’s death to the vested interests of the forensic science establishment. What’s Dr4ensic going to do for a living now? Fill cavities? You can bet your wisdom teeth there’s going to be powerful pushback.

PCAST also assumes that judges give a hang about scientific validity. They oughta know better. Although the report lists a dozen judges as advisors, those are probably the only twelve judges in the country who would dare preclude prosecutor-friendly “scientific” evidence. (And one of them, we happen to know, quit the judging racket precisely because she got tired of getting kicked in the head for trying to do that. She’s now in Academia where everyone is purely dedicated to the truth-seeking process).

Judges happily embrace all kinds of junk science to shore up the cred of prosecution witnesses. The NY Court of Appeals, for instance, has swallowed every kind of “syndrome,” including “hebephilia,” the scientific finding that attraction to teenage jail bait is a psychiatric disorder.  But the judicial attitude to science that contradicts their cherished beliefs remains unchanged since 1610 when the Inquisition indignantly refused Galileo’s invitation to look through a telescope.

As everybody knows, when scientific evidence is offered in the courtroom, judges scrupulously determine its reliability under two distinct legal standards. One for the prosecution and one for the defense.  Experts for the prosecution can send a man to death row by testifying that his teeth match the bite marks in a baloney sandwich. But if the defense had to rely on showing that the earth revolves around the sun, it could be a tough sell to get that in. At the very least, there’d have to be a Frye or Daubert hearing.

The PCAST report is a gold mine for cross-examination and a stiletto for puncturing inflated “scientific” claims. It’s up to the defense bar not to let it go the way of the NAS report, but take it and run with it. After it becomes public, of course.

Addendum: 9/19/2016: the final public report pcast-forensic-science-report-final

 

 

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Ken Thompson, Brooklyn’s model DA

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We barely know what’s going on in our own office, let alone over at Renaissance Plaza where the Brooklyn DA perches on the heavily guarded 19th floor. But thanks to “Down the Rabbit Hole” by the intrepid blogger ADA Fustian Orotund, we learned that one of the proposed reforms of New Broom Ken Thompson, or Bobble Head as he’s affectionately known to his subordinates, was to eliminate meal reimbursements for same when they work the night shift. A severe blow, considering that ADA’s are always creeping around at night on some pretext or other.

Which makes it all the more hilarious that Boss Thompson is being fined by the Conflict of Interest Board (COIB) for using $5,524 of City money to pay for his meals ever since taking office in January, 2014. Even more sidesplitting is that he was warned that this could violate the prohibition against using City money for personal benefit. Did he consult the COIB? Certainly not. It’s up to the DA’s Office to decide what the law is. He consulted his staff.

This was apparently the same crew that routinely assures ADA’s that there’s no such thing as Brady material that has to be turned over to the defense. Thompson kept on billing the public for his feed until, as he delicately put it, “I later realized this practice violated City rules.”

Slapped on the wrist by the COIB and fined $15,000, he explained that he’d paid back the dinner money, saying, “I accept complete responsibility for this violation and regret that it occurred.” A new era has dawned in Brooklyn.

Scene: Brooklyn Criminal Court

Judge: The charge is robbery, gun possession and loitering in the park after sunset. How do you plead?

Defendant: I accept complete responsibility for this violation and regret that it occurred. Plus, I gave the wallet back.

Judge: Very well. You will be fined the same proportion of your income as the District Attorney was. Pay the two dollars to the clerk downstairs.

Next case. Madam, you’re charged with receiving $5,524 in Welfare payments that you weren’t entitled to. How do you plead?

Defendant: I  was warned that I might be violating the prohibition against listing one’s cats as dependents, but my I consulted my friends and they told me to go ahead. I later realized that this practice violated Welfare rules. I accept complete responsibility for this violation –

Prosecutor: Violation! Since when is bilking the City out of five and a half grand a violation? It’s felony if there ever was one – [Supervisor whispers in his ear] Oh, sorry.

Defendant: – and regret that it occurred.

Judge:  Of course, how could you possibly have known? The rules are so confusing. Go in peace, my child.

As for Fustian Orotund, his blog has disappeared. We fear he’s hanging by his thumbs in some oubliette underneath Renaissance Plaza.

 

 

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Not the News: ISIS Highly Insulted by Trump’s Crediting Obama as Founder

Republican Presidential Candidate Donald Trump told his supporters at a rally that President Obama is “the founder of ISIS.” He later said his remarks were merely “sarcastic.” A spokesman for ISIS responds:

terrorist   Effeminate sodomite crusaders! Is there no end to the lies promulgated by the West? No limit to America’s  shameless policies of cultural appropriation? To credit that apostate Obama as our founder! Outrageous! How many infidels has he beheaded? None!

We do not understand this Trump. If he doesn’t like Mexicans, why doesn’t he just invade their country and slaughter them, as we do over here with Shi’ites, Kurds, Christians, Jews, Al-Quaeda, Taliban. . . the list is too long to remember. Why waste time running for president when he has the money to found his own state? Where would we be if we’d waited to get elected?

And if he thinks we’re a laughing matter, we direct him to our house magazine, Dabiq conveniently published in all the infidel languages. For strong stomachs only.

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SORA: The human cost of junk science

 

RAI crystal ballOf the nearly 40,000 persons on New York’s sex offender registry, 9,679 are displayed on its public website as Level 3, a warning that he or she presents the maximum risk of committing a sex crime of maximum seriousness. 14,087 persons are displayed as Level 2, meaning they’re moderately likely to commit a moderately serious sex crime.

With so many Frankensteins at large, it’s a wonder anyone dares leave the house.

How does the State know these people are so dangerous? Because they’ve each had a SORA hearing where a judge added up the numbers on a “Risk Assessment Instrument” form (RAI) and classified them accordingly.

Given the severe consequences attached to being publicly identified as someone who’s likely to commit a sex crime any minute, you’d expect courts to use a reliable, scientifically validated method of risk prediction. But the RAI’s only validation is the say-so of its authors: five employees of the Departments of Probation and Parole picked by the Governor.

The RAI is a mishmash of pseudo-science and law enforcement folklore. The scientific articles it cites, apart from being long outdated, don’t remotely support its sweeping generalizations about what factors predict recidivism. Although the RAI claims to be an actuarial instrument, its scoring system has no discernable methodology except for being heavily weighted towards a finding of maximum risk. Despite its scientific pretensions, the RAI is a caboodle of moral judgments based on the wholly unscientific assumption that “if he did it before, he’ll do it again.”

SORA was a reaction to the rape and murder of little Megan, an unattended 7-year old invited into the home of a man who turned out to be a sex offender. The statute was enacted on the assumption that sex offenders are a species of murderous pedophiles who, unlike other convicted offenders, remain incorrigible even after they’ve served their sentences. They were thought to be a kind of Pod People, described by one assemblyman urging passage of the bill, as “the most dangerous kind of criminals. . . . who look just like you and I, who live in homes just like we do, and from their outward activities, seem just like we are. But in fact, Madam Speaker, they are not.”

Another lawmaker argued, “We have passed bills all the time requiring labels on chemicals, products and toys to inform consumers of potential dangers. On a pack of cigarettes and bottles of alcohol there is a warning label.” And since sex offenders are “the human equivalent of toxic waste,” he reasoned, they should similarly be labeled as a warning to the public.

The notion of “sex offender” as an existential category is a myth, as is the belief that anyone convicted of sexual misconduct has a higher likelihood of reoffending than other offenders. Researchers such as R. Karl Hanson, who developed a widely used, independently validated risk assessment tool called the Static-99, have shown that recidivism prediction can’t be simplistically correlated to the moral seriousness of the offense. Nor is there any empirical basis for assuming that a reoffense would be the same as the past offense.

Defense lawyers have repeatedly presented uncontroverted expert evidence at SORA hearings showing that the RAI doesn’t use a valid methodology and isn’t based on the scientific consensus about what factors are predictive of recidivism. The courts have responded by keeping their heads firmly in the sand.  New York’s highest court has even declared that the RAI gives “presumptively correct” results.  How does the court know? Because the RAI says so.

The only judge who has publicly criticized the RAI is Justice Daniel Conviser in Manhattan. In a scathing 100-page opinion called People v McFarlandhe found that the RAI, by relying on factors irrelevant to recidivism, is so arbitrary as to violate due process. Although he felt constrained by legal precedent to use the instrument, his analysis was the basis of a bill in the Legislature requiring the use of a scientifically validated instrument for SORA risk level classifications. It died in the Senate.

The Legislature and courts protest – perhaps too much – that SORA isn’t additional punishment for the past offense. That’s hard to explain to the thousands of persons who can’t “live in homes just like we do,” because of being branded as sex offenders.  But SORA is merely regulatory, we are told. No different in principle from labeling a pack of cigarettes.

In reality, there’s no instrument capable of predicting an individual’s future risk accurately enough to justify the lifelong humiliations and deprivations inflicted on SORA registrants. Even the Static-99 claims to be only moderately predictive. But if courts want to maintain the fiction that SORA is purely a public safety measure and not a vindictive targeting of an unpopular class, there’s no justification for using junk science.

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The NY Court of Appeals gets its comeuppance

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When it comes to federal habeas petitions, never has so much been denied to so many by so few. To the prisoner, a habeas is the last bastion of hope. To the federal judish, it’s the occasion for assuring state court judges that they’re just as equal if not more so, even if they get paid less and weren’t appointed by the President.  And although the state court decision might have been a teensy bit wrong, or even very wrong, it’s never wrong enough to justify depriving the Great God Finality of its human sacrifice.

Which is why the Second Circuit’s habeas grant in Fuentes v. Griffin should be front page news. At last, a federal court has called the NY courts onto the carpet for fiddling the facts to uphold a conviction. Or, as the 2d Cir. put it, “not recognizing the actual content” of the record.

Fuentes began as a typical swearing contest where he said it was consensual and she said it was rape, and there was nothing but their word to support either story.  But things took a strange turn when defense counsel, in the middle of his closing argument, found a document among the People’s exhibits that he’d never seen before. It was a psychiatric report showing that for at least two years before encountering Mr. Fuentes, the complainant had been suffering from chronic depression, thoughts of killing herself and frequent crying spells.

Counsel moved for a sidebar and argued that if the People had turned over the report before trial – as they were supposed to do – it would have been valuable impeachment material. It would have supported his client’s testimony that the encounter was a mutual pickup, but that when he’d expressed no interest in seeing the complainant again, she became furious, made a scene in public and told him he’d be sorry. The report would also have enabled counsel to argue to the jury that the complainant’s continual crying on the witness stand wasn’t necessarily a sign that her story was true.

The prosecutor blithely admitted that she’d intentionally withheld the psych report while assuring defense counsel that she’d given him all the medical records. This is considered very bad manners, known in the trade as a Brady violation.

The court denied a mistrial, saying the report wasn’t exculpatory, although that’s not the Brady test. The jury, after deliberating for two full days, returned a guilty verdict. Mr. Fuentes got 25 years.

The Appellate Division found no Brady violation, saying that defense counsel had “a meaningful opportunity to use the allegedly exculpatory material to cross-examine the People’s witnesses.” Say what? He didn’t even know about it until the middle of summation. That’s the Appellate Division for you: they just make stuff up.

The NY Court of Appeals also found no Brady problem, albeit “employing a different rationale.” That’s how higher courts tell lower courts, “Your rationale is embarrassing, but we’ll cover your judiciary (CYJ).”

The NYCA’s different rationale was to out-and-out misread the report as saying that the complainant had no history of psychiatric problems and was depressed because she was raped.  Besides, said the Court, the report didn’t say she was so out of it that she couldn’t identify the defendant. Anyway, it wouldn’t have been useful as impeachment because the defendant’s story was contradicted by the complainant’s story.

The late Judge Jones dissented, accusing the majority of engaging in a “selective marshaling of the facts.”

The Second Circuit tore the NYCA decision limb from limb, calling it sloppy, biased and circularly-reasoned. Okay, they didn’t put it quite like that. But, they said, there’s a limit to deference when the court relies on a record it hasn’t bothered to read. A radical conclusion that really ticked off the 2d Cir. dissenter, a former NYCA judge, so naturally a fan of deference über alles.

Apart from noting that the NYCA hadn’t recognized the actual content of the psych report, the 2d Cir. said that its analysis “did not reflect a careful, balanced, or fair examination of the nature and strength of the evidence presented. . . . Far from evaluating the trial testimony as a whole, the Majority ignored substantial aspects of the testimony, thereby overstating the strength of the State’s case.”

Rubbing it in some more, the 2d Cir. found that the NYCA had just plain got the issue wrong. The defense wasn’t that the complainant was too delusional to make an identification, it was that she was falsely accusing Mr. Fuentes out of anger and vindictiveness. Where the only evidence that the encounter was a rape was her word for it, the report showing her history of mood disorder would have been valuable impeachment. And it was a bit circular to denigrate the report’s impeachment value by assuming the truth of her testimony.

Will Fuentes persuade appellate courts to start recognizing the actual content of the record instead of selectively marshaling the facts? Will it make them question the assumption that appellate review just means finding a way to affirm the conviction? Or will Fuentes be just another blazing comet that briefly entered the judiciosphere and won’t be back again until 3016?

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